Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
Depends on the question
bitches better reblog
Yeah, I wish my mom would have that kind of understanding towards me …
Why doesn’t this have more notes?
Who the hell didn’t reblog this
Douchecanoes, that’s who.
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."